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Quotes of the Week - May 15, 2012:
"His timing was perfect: As women's hair was liberated, so were their lives." -- Linda Wells, Allure magazine Editor-in-Chief, describing Vidal Sassoon, the late iconic hairstylist, as a feminist pioneer due to the haircuts he created for women in 1960s.

"It is important for me personally to go ahead and affirm that same-sex couples should be able to get married." -- Barack Obama, U.S. president, becoming the first sitting American head of state to declare his support for gay marriage.

"Above all else, we both agree that President Obama must be defeated. The task will not be easy." -- Rick Santorum, former Republican presidential candidate, endorsing onetime rival Mitt Romney.


Authors: Garfield Quotes, Funny Garfield Quotes, Sayings, Quotations

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You can bet it wasn't an exercise freak who invented power steering.
Garfield
Deep fry it.
Garfield
Once again I'm saved by the miracle of... lasagne!
Garfield
You know it's Monday when you wake up, and it's Tuesday.
Garfield
The most active thing about me is my imagination.
Garfield
When I want in, I want in now!
Garfield
I think I'm going to blow cat chow chunks.
Garfield
A little ego goes nowhere.
Garfield
His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it.
Garfield
Odie, let's talk effort versus return here. You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around.
Garfield
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Garfield: a comic strip created by Jim Davis, about the exploits of a lasagna loving, mailman chasing, sarcastic cat. The creator, American cartoonist Davis, was born on July 28, 1945.


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