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You can bet it wasn't an exercise freak who invented power steering.
Garfield
Deep fry it.
Garfield
Once again I'm saved by the miracle of... lasagne!
Garfield
You know it's Monday when you wake up, and it's Tuesday.
Garfield
The most active thing about me is my imagination.
Garfield
When I want in, I want in now!
Garfield
I think I'm going to blow cat chow chunks.
Garfield
A little ego goes nowhere.
Garfield
His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it.
Garfield
Odie, let's talk effort versus return here. You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around.
Garfield
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Garfield: a comic strip created by Jim Davis, about the exploits of a lasagna loving, mailman chasing, sarcastic cat. The creator, American cartoonist Davis, was born on July 28, 1945.



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