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"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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"Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh.
"Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning, which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."
Winnie the Pooh

They haven't got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.
Eeyore
The House at Pooh Corner

"It just shows what can be done by taking a little trouble," said Eeyore. "Do you see, Pooh? Do you see, Piglet? Brains first and then Hard Work."
The House at Pooh Corner

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
Eeyore
The House at Pooh Corner

A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
Eeyore
Winnie the Pooh

Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.
Eeyore
The House at Pooh Corner

After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.
Eeyore
The House at Pooh Corner

One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday.
Eeyore
Winnie the Pooh

Don't Bustle me. Don't now-then me.
Eeyore
The House at Pooh Corner

I'm telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, 'It's only Eeyore, so it doesn't count.'
Eeyore
The House at Pooh Corner

A tail isn't a tail to them, it's just a Little Bit Extra at the back
Eeyore
Winnie the Pooh

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Eeyore: Donkey character from Winnie the Pooh books by English author A. A. Milne, born 1882, died 1958.

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