I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Louis Sabin

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Margo Kaufman

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
Josh Billings

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday.
George Bernard Shaw

Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit.
Walter Scott

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not be separated from the man.
Andres Segovia

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet.

The spaniel heart is warm. The soft spaniel eye brims with love. If ever the world's diplomats and arms negotiators learn the spaniel gaze, there will be peace on earth.
Larry Shook

Poodles always listen attentively while being scolded, looking innocent, bewildered, and misunderstood.
James Thurber

Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.
Harry S Truman

By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a "noble" animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward - you will never get her full confidence again.
Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
Martha Scott

I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
John Candy

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl?
Penny Ward Moser

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.
Bonnie Schacter

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil Pastoret

Love me, love my dog.
Proverb

He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
Benjamin Franklin

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
Portuguese Proverb

The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.
Winston Churchill