David Brent Quotes, Famous David Brent Quotes Funny Sayings from The Office

Popular Quotes:

Sex and the City

Life Quotes

Barack Obama Quotes

Sarah Palin Quotes

South Park Quotes

The Great Gatsby

Keep Up To Date With:

Quotes of 2008

Celebrity Quotes, News

Links:

Email Hoaxes and Scams

Video Greetings

Girls Dressup Games

Guide To Depression

NEW!!
LITERARY QUOTES -
Great Works of Literature

AUTHORS by last name: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

TOPICS: Love - Funny - Friendship - Life - Art - Sex - Nature. All Topics - Click Here

Quotes of the Week - Oct 5, 2008:
"The reality is we're in an urgent situation and the consequences will get bigger each day we do not act." -- US President George Bush, on efforts to resurrect the $700 billion financial rescue package aimed at stabilizing financial markets.

"Sixty-seven percent of the Republican Conference decided to put political ideology ahead of the best interest of our great nation." -- U.S. Congressman James E. Clyburn, a Democrat from South Carolina, after the House voted against the $700-billion bailout package.

"I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested for sexually transmitted infections and most of the time I don't even need to." -- Singer and TV presenter Kelly Osborne.

Authors: David Brent Quotes, Famous David Brent Quotes Funny Sayings

1 2 3 4

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
David Brent

Remember the 3 golden rules:
1. It was like that when I got here.
2. I didn't do it.
3. (To your Boss) I like your style.
David Brent

Set out to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario.
David Brent

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!
David Brent

Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.
David Brent

The office is like an army, and I'm the field general. You're my foot soldiers and customer quality is the WAR!!!
David Brent

There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
David Brent

There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
David Brent

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
David Brent

What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.
David Brent

1 2 3 4

David Brent: Star of The Office BBC TV show, written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.