David Brent Quotes, Famous David Brent Quotes Funny Sayings from The Office

Keep Up To Date With: Quotes of 2009 | Celebrity Quotes, News

Great Literature: LITERARY QUOTES
Other Links: Email Hoaxes & Scams | Video Greetings | Quit Smoking

Follow on:

Twitter

Popular:

To Kill a Mockingbird

Lord of the Flies

Great Gatsby Quotes

Compose a quote contest for Twitterers soon. Follow us to enter.

AUTHORS by last name: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

TOPICS: Love - Funny - Friendship - Life - Art - Sex - Nature. All Topics - Click Here

Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

Authors: David Brent Quotes, Famous David Brent Quotes Funny Sayings

1 2 3 4

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
David Brent

Remember the 3 golden rules:
1. It was like that when I got here.
2. I didn't do it.
3. (To your Boss) I like your style.
David Brent

Set out to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario.
David Brent

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!
David Brent

Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.
David Brent

The office is like an army, and I'm the field general. You're my foot soldiers and customer quality is the WAR!!!
David Brent

There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
David Brent

There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
David Brent

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
David Brent

What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.
David Brent

1 2 3 4

David Brent: Star of The Office BBC TV show, written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.