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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

Authors: David Brent Quotes, Famous David Brent Quotes Funny Sayings

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Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
David Brent

Remember the 3 golden rules:
1. It was like that when I got here.
2. I didn't do it.
3. (To your Boss) I like your style.
David Brent

Set out to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario.
David Brent

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!
David Brent

Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.
David Brent

The office is like an army, and I'm the field general. You're my foot soldiers and customer quality is the WAR!!!
David Brent

There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
David Brent

There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
David Brent

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
David Brent

What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.
David Brent

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David Brent: Star of The Office BBC TV show, written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

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