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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Dave Allen Quotes, Famous Dave Allen Quotes Quotations Sayings
Don't mourn for me now
Don't mourn for me never
I'm going to do nothing
For ever and ever.
Dave Allen
Stating the words he wanted inscribed on his tombstone, quoted in God's Own Comedian by Gus Smith
I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realise it's me.
Dave Allen
If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised.
Dave Allen
If John Major was drowning, his whole life would pass in front of him and he wouldn't be in it.
Dave Allen
The Gestapo in drag.
Dave Allen
Referring to the nuns who educated him
Dave Allen - Irish comedian. Born 1936..


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