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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Clint Eastwood Quotes, Famous Clint Eastwood Quotes, Sayings
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Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!
Clint Eastwood
Sudden Impact
Nothing wrong with shooting...as long as the right people get shot.
Clint Eastwood
Dirty Harry
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.
Clint Eastwood
The Dead Pool
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
Clint Eastwood
We boil at different degrees.
Clint Eastwood
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood
Dirty Harry
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Clint Eastwood - American movie actor and director. Born 1930.


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