Tom Armstrong Marvin quotes: Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight

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Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard which hides his face, has no discernible source of income, and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?.
Tom Armstrong (from Marvin)

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