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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about
saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential
hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.
"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try
to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe
exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always
something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just
give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.
"American children had never seen a moving bosom before."
-- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny
McPhee.
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The Catcher in the Rye Quotes, Famous Catcher in the Rye Quotes |
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The
thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your
suitcases are much better than theirs - if yours are really
good ones and theirs aren't. You think if they're intelligent
and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor, that
they don't give a damn whose suitcases are better, but they
do. They really do. It's one of the reasons why I roomed with
a stupid bastard like Stradlater. At least his suitcases were
as good as mine.
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 15 |
Catholics
are always trying to find out if you're Catholic.
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 15 |
Goddam
money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 15 |
He
was singing that song, "If a body catch a body coming through
the rye." He had a pretty little voice too. He was just
singing for the hell of it, you could tell. The cars zoomed
by, the brakes screeched all over the place, his parents paid
no attention to him, and he kept on walking next to the kerb
and singing "If a body catch a body coming through the
rye." It made me feel better. It made me feel not so depressed
anymore.
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 16 |
If
a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's
late? Nobody.
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 17 |
"Promise
me you'll let your hair grow. Crew cuts are getting corny. And
your hair's so lovely."
Lovely my ass.
The Catcher in the Rye
Sally Hayes and Holden Caulfield in Chapter
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The
waiter came up, and I ordered a Coke for her - she didn't drink
- and a Scotch and soda for myself, but the sonuvabitch wouldn't
bring you one, so I had a Coke too.
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 17 |
Take
most people, they're crazy about cars. They worry if they get
a little scratch on them, and they're always talking about how
many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand-new
car already they start thinking about trading it in for one
that's even newer. I don't even like old cars. I mean they don't
even interest me. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is
at least human, for God's sake.
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 17 |
"You
ought to go to a boy's school sometimes. Try it sometime,"
I said. "It's full of phonies, and all you do is study
so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to be able to
buy a goddam Cadillac some day, and you have to keep making
believe you give a damn if the football team loses, and all
you do is talk about girls and liquor and sex all day, and everybody
sticks together in these dirty little goddam cliques. The guys
that are on the basketball team stick together, the goddam intellectuals
stick together, the guys that play bridge stick together. Even
the guys that belong to the goddam Book-of-the-Month
Club stick together."
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 17 |
Girls.
You never know what they're going to think.
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 18 |
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| J.
D. Salinger: American writer of novel The Catcher in the Rye, a classic
story of adolescent rebellion. Born 1919. |
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