Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing, so that's why I've
come to the gayest part of America - Alabama!
Bruno |
I think I may be becoming a little bit gay.
Bruno |
Your conflict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse.
Bruno
To former Israeli Mossad agent and a Palestinian
academic, in spoof interview in Jerusalem. |
When will you Jews return the pyramids? Why can’t Jews
and Hindus get along?
Bruno
To former Israeli Mossad agent and a Palestinian
academic, in spoof interview in Jerusalem. |
How do you deal with that awkward situation of somebody in a
wheelchair coming and you want to push them away but you don't
want to create a scene? How do you turn them away? Do you ignore
them or wheel them away?
Bruno |
Do you think if we changed the Bible stories maybe you would
get people more easily to relate to them? Instead of the fish
story you could do it about Sushi, or instead of giving out bread
you did something which had a no-carb alternative or gluten free.
Bruno |
How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?
Bruno |
The baby is a man magnet.
Bruno |
What do you say to the people who see that you are so powerful
in your physique, with your powerful thighs and pectoral muscles
and wonder what your schwanzenstook is like?
Bruno
To NFL star and former University of Alabama
football player Shaud Williams, Da Ali G Show. |
I want to give this child a typical African-American name.
OJ.
Bruno |
What do you think it is that makes shooting the number 1 leisure
activity for gay guys at the moment?
Bruno |
What is your biggest gun? Do you need to use lubrication with
that gun? How far can you put that up the poopenschafte before
its dangerous?
Bruno |
Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you
have to wait until the season is over?
Bruno |
So what does freedom mean to you? Freedom in Austria is a
lot about being able to walk down the street with my boyfriend
Diesel just holding hands is that what you're campaigning for?
Bruno |
Is this Christian rock gay at all?
Bruno |
How cool is Jesus? Is he cooler than the Backstreet boys?
Bruno |
So why is being gay so out this season?
Bruno |
I'm curious about becoming straight but I've got a few questions
first. Will I still be able to hug men?
Bruno |
So hypothetically according to you (Pastor) I can admire a
mans penis in the shower but the moment I put it in my mouth
some sort of line has been crossed?
Bruno |
After I am converted could I choose to spend my life with
a chic with a dick?
Bruno |
(to Pastor) So if I were to give you a lap dance right here
and now are you telling me you wouldn't be turned on?
Bruno |
Do you need any more models because I'm like Chrysler's Muse
in Austria?
Bruno |
Before we even start, let me just drunk you in.
Bruno |
Do you think if house music was around in the 30's World War
II would have even happened?
Bruno |
The rise of club music, the fall of apartheid - coincidence
or not?
Bruno |
Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler,
Stalin what do they all have in common? Moustaches!
Bruno |
Is it a coincidence that all the good people have long hair,
like Jesus, and like hippies and you know Rod Stewart.
Bruno |
A lot of the style gurus in Austria are saying like Osama
Bin Laden is thee best dressed guy, do you think so?
Bruno |
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors.
Bruno |
Burt Reynolds, keep him in the ghetto or train to Auschwitz?
Bruno |
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