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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Borat Quotes, Funny Borat Quotes, Sayings Quotations
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But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!
Borat
Da Ali G Show - speaking with Jenny Noel from Great Expectations Dating Agency
My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won't be any around here?
Borat
Da Ali G Show - speaking to estate agent

Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - Chorus of a song 'In My Country There is a Problem', performed by Borat in country-western bar in Tucson, Arizona, where most of patrons sang along to it with gusto

I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards. And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - to crowd at American rodeo in Roanoke, Virginia, after telling them he supported the US war on terrorism, and before singing a garbled version of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' - he had to be hustled out to prevent violence when crowd turned nasty
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Borat Sagdiyev: satirical TV reporter character from Kazakhstan, created and played by English TV personality and comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, and featured on Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was born 1971.


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