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"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

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But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!
Borat
Da Ali G Show - speaking with Jenny Noel from Great Expectations Dating Agency

My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won't be any around here?
Borat
Da Ali G Show - speaking to estate agent

Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - Chorus of a song 'In My Country There is a Problem', performed by Borat in country-western bar in Tucson, Arizona, where most of patrons sang along to it with gusto

I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards. And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - to crowd at American rodeo in Roanoke, Virginia, after telling them he supported the US war on terrorism, and before singing a garbled version of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' - he had to be hustled out to prevent violence when crowd turned nasty

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Borat Sagdiyev: satirical TV reporter character from Kazakhstan, created and played by English TV personality and comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, and featured on Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was born 1971.