Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on
inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - Responding sarcastically
to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character |
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar
to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field
and then have a party.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat
our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep
on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them
jump over fences while being whipped.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from
fermented horse urine.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your
house?
Borat
Da Ali G Show - interrupting a conversation |
Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan.
In America, woman *can* vote, but horse - *cannot*!
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
My wife she is dead...she die in a field...she die from work,
an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - making conversation at
a formal lunch |
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the
stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill
a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery,
rape, and table tennis.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men,
construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
Sex
and the City
