My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please,
you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
[To American audience] We support your war of terror.
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
[Narrating] We decided to not take airplane should the Jews
repeat their attack of 9/11.
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child
of Iraq!
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
High five!
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute
in whole of Kazakhstan.
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
[Singing to tune of Star Spangled Banner] Kazakhstan is the
greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium.
Other central Asian countries have inferior potassium.
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
[To Veteran Feminists of America, on question whether women
should be educated] Is it not a problem that the woman have
a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr Yamuka
has proved it is size of squirrel.
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
What's up, vanilla face?
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my
friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!
Borat
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |