Quotes of the Week - May 20, 2008:
"I wish for the recovery of my daughter Kerstin, the love of my children,
the protection of my family and for people with heart and compassion."
-- Elisabeth Fritzl, the Austrian woman kept as sex slave by her father
for 24 years thanks people for their support in a handwritten message
on notice board in square of her home town.
"No foreigners allowed." -- Burmese police officer stops aid
workers from entering cyclone-stricken communities in Irrawaddy Delta.
"My wife wouldn't let me retire. She kicks me out of the door at
7am every morning. She's quite a formidable person." -- Sir Alex
Ferguson after his team Manchester United won Premier League title.
"I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."
-- US President George Bush explains why he quite the game in 2003.
Topic: Blonde Quotes - Dumb Blonde
Quotes, Famous Sayings about Blondes
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not
blonde. Dolly Parton
I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde. Patricia Neal
Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing
but a dumb blonde. Marilyn Monroe
Gentlemen prefer blondes. Anita Loos Title of 1925 novel.
God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes. Joe Orton From play Loot.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove
me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. W. C. Fields From movie Never Give a Sucker an Even
Break.
I'm blonde what's your excuse? Reese Witherspoon
[On being blonde] People talk to me more slowly now. Ann Widdecombe
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. David Boreanaz
It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy
to impress. Pamela Anderson
Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that
shows up the bloody footprints. Alfred Hitchcock
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a
stained-glass window. Raymond Chandler From novel Farewell, My Lovely.
She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own
hand. Saul Bellow
Like so many substantial Americans, he had married young and
kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois
of the Alps leaping from crag to crag. P. G. Wodehouse From novel Summer Moonshine.
It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that
we look dumber. Anita Loos From novel Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
[On blonde wig she wore for movie Galaxy Quest] Once I put that
wig on, I didn't say an intelligent thing for four months. My
voice went up. I walked differently. I'd ask incredibly stupid
questions. Sigourney Weaver
[On going blonde for the 'Scooby Doo' film] It's a pain in the
ass. I never thought I would ever use terms like 'My roots!'
Or 'My dye job!' or 'My colour's not holding.' Freddie Prinze Junior
I can't wait to dye my hair back to blonde - it's about time
people saw the real Abi and stopped messing me about. Abi Titmuss
[On Friends character, Phoebe] I may play the fool at times
but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an
ass that won't quit. Lisa Kudrow
If you're blonde, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have
to wear mascara, otherwise you're invisible on stage. Michael Caine
I used to hate being different. I used to cry. I wanted to be
blonde-haired and blue-eyed like all of my girlfriends. My mom
and dad would feel so badly - 'No, it's OK. You'll be happy
you're different later'. Kiana Tom
The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde - I
got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course
and a beauty certificate. Helen Adams
I hate being a blonde. Leslie Bibb
If you couldn't tell, I'm not a natural blonde. Amy Fadhli
People figure because I'm blonde and was a model, I just waltzed
into Los Angeles and got major roles in major films. Monica Potter
I'm not some blonde bimbo. I want to be a successful businesswoman. Sarah Harding
Sex
and the City
