A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey
around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants
for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens
on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested
in you at birth is present once again.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as
my own to me is dear...But yours gives most; for mine did
only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people
who have the most live the longest.
Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget
to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Here's a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card,
One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard,
Four, Five, Six
One to live on, one to grow on,
One to make you fat
I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after
she reminds me about it.
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
It takes a long time to grow young.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and
choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that
in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been
unexpected, unplanned by me.
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present.
She let me win an argument.
One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul Richter
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal
spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in
the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume
knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M. Wright
The more things change, the more they remain the same.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Pope Paul VI
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about your age.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping
it from creeping down into your body.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful,
reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Thomas B. Aldrich
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and
one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
Henri Frederic Amiel
To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet
old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old,
that is perhaps something.
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading
army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the
saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open
communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings
of the march.
Robert Louis Stevenson
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for
our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife
has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it
had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and
soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that
never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we
all have to do it.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just
shows up all by itself.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in