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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
Charles Barkley

When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.
Darryl Dawkins

You don't play against opponents. You play against the game of basketball.
Bobby Knight

Scoring 100 points is a lot, but... I maybe could have scored 140 if they had played straight-up basketball.
Wilt Chamberlain

The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play Drop the Handkerchief.
James Naismith

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
Charles Barkley
From a commercial for basketball shoes.

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
Dave Barry

Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue.
Bernie Bickerstaff

What is so fascinating about a group of pituitary cases trying to stuff the ball through a hoop?
Woody Allen
Annie Hall.

I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes.
Tommy Tune
On why he never considered playing basketball.

My life had no meaning at all. I found only brief interludes of satisfaction. It was like my whole life had been about my whole basketball career.
Pete Maravich

When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
George Raveling

When it's played the way is spozed to be played, basketball happens in the air; flying, floating, elevated above the floor, levitating the way oppressed peoples of this earth imagine themselves in their dreams.
John Edgar Wideman

We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
Weldon Drew

Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
Ogden Nash

We're shooting 100 percent. 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.
Norm Stewart

I'll always be Number 1 to myself!
Moses Malone

You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guys' O. It makes your X's and O's pretty good.
Paul Westphal

The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot.
Bill Russell

I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.
Norm Sloan
On zone defense.

If you don't do what's best for your body, you're the one who comes up on the short end.
Julius Erving

There are only two options regarding commitment. You're either IN or you're OUT. There is no such thing as life in-between.
Pat Riley

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal
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