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Roger the Alien: You set me up, Klaus! Why would you do something so awful?
Klaus: I'm German. It's what we do.
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Steve Smith [after holding hands with Betsy]: I touched her hand, her hand touched her boob. By the transitive property, I touched her boob! Algebra's awesome!
American Dad

Hayley Smith [to Karl Rove]: I know you. You're the amoral puppet master behind George W. Bush!
Karl Rove: Why thank you.
American Dad

Hayley Smith: Bye, dad. We're going to see the new Michael Moore documentary.
Stan Smith: Michael Moore… ? Oh, you mean Michael bin Laden!
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Roger The Alien [after getting out of suitcase]: Alright, where can I get some booze in this place?
Hayley Smith: There is no booze. Saudi Arabia is a dry country.
Roger the Alien [Staring at her]: No seriously, where is the booze?
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Francine Smith: Anything for me?
Stan Smith [looking through mail]: Just a postcard that says your hair looks like crap. Hey, it's from me.
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Guy #1: It's all set, right?
Guy #2: It's gonna be just like in Carrie. [Pulls rope; several squealing pigs fall on Stan]
Guy #1: Pigs? It was supposed to be pig's blood.
Guy #2: I didn't finish the book.
Guy #1: You stopped reading after the word "pigs"? That wasn't even the end of the sentence.
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Roger the Alien: Hey, with this mortar launcher, we can get back at the kid who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye!
Steve Smith: Oh, I wish I could get back at him. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and get him to have sex with me and then say "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!"
Roger the Alien: Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you.
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Steve Smith: So then it's cool to alienate gays?
Stan Smith: Yes, it is, son. Gays are the new Blacks.
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Convenience Store Clerk: That'll be $150.
Roger the Alien: What? How are we gonna come up with that kind of money?
Stan Smith: We could turn in Jeff!
Roger the Alien: I thought Jeff was innocent.
Stan Smith: [gasp] We gotta save Jeff!
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American Dad is a satirical animated American TV series, first broadcast in 2005. It follows the events of CIA agent Stan Smith and his family.