Sex. You has probably heard the word out there. And some of
you probably know what it means. For those of you who don't,
it means boning. But with boning comes responsi-lib-ity.
Ali G
Da Ali G Show |
What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know
that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the
black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane,
the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home
grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo,
tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag,
Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other
terms for it?
Ali G
Interviewing D.E.A. officer, Da Ali G Show |
Me want to work when me want to work. Most of the time me
want to just chill or whatever, or just hang with me beetches.
Ali G
Da Ali G Show |
One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken
McNuggets.
Ali G
Da Ali G Show |
So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how
to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers,
lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot
watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West
side.
Ali G
Da Ali G Show |
Ali G: But what harm has violence ever done?
Media analyst: Oh... death!
Ali G: Yeah, but apart from that.
Da Ali G Show |