Quotes of the Week - March 16, 2010:
"Listen, he's a nice person, but he couldn't sell watermelons if
you gave him the state troopers to flag down traffic." -- Former
CBS newsd anchor Dan Rather on Barack Obama.
"A ban on eating would show China has reached a new level of civilization."
--Chinese professor Chang Jiwen on China considering making the eating
cats and dogs illegal.
"We used to hustle on over the border for health care...And I think,
isn't that kind of ironic now." -- Sarah Palin, former governer
of Alaska, admits her family used to go to Canada for medical treatment
when she was a child. Canada has a single-payer system, which Palin
opposes.
Authors: Ali G Quotes, Funny
Ali G Quotes, Quotations, Sayings
Sex. You has probably heard the word out there. And some of
you probably know what it means. For those of you who don't,
it means boning. But with boning comes responsi-lib-ity. Ali G Da Ali G Show
What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know
that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the
black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane,
the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home
grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo,
tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag,
Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other
terms for it? Ali G Interviewing D.E.A. officer, Da Ali G Show
Me want to work when me want to work. Most of the time me
want to just chill or whatever, or just hang with me beetches. Ali G Da Ali G Show
One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken
McNuggets. Ali G Da Ali G Show
So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how
to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers,
lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot
watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West
side. Ali G Da Ali G Show
Ali G: But what harm has violence ever done?
Media analyst: Oh... death!
Ali G: Yeah, but apart from that. Da Ali G Show