Quotes of the Week - June 17, 2008:
"I think that, in retrospect, I could have used a different rhetoric.
Phrases such as 'bring them on' or 'dead of alive' indicated to people
that I was, you know, not a man of peace." -- US President George
W Bush regrets being so hawkish over Iraq.
"The nation will live to regret what the court has done today."
-- US Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia after the court rules foreign
terror suspects at Guantanamo Bay can challenge their detention in US
courts.
"He didn't like the nose" -- Courtroom sketch artist Janet
Hamlin on the response of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the self-confessed
mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, after he saw a sketch of himself.
Authors: Ali G Quotes, Funny
Ali G Quotes, Quotations, Sayings
Sex. You has probably heard the word out there. And some of
you probably know what it means. For those of you who don't,
it means boning. But with boning comes responsi-lib-ity. Ali G Da Ali G Show
What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know
that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the
black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane,
the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home
grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo,
tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag,
Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other
terms for it? Ali G Interviewing D.E.A. officer, Da Ali G Show
Me want to work when me want to work. Most of the time me
want to just chill or whatever, or just hang with me beetches. Ali G Da Ali G Show
One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken
McNuggets. Ali G Da Ali G Show
So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how
to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers,
lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot
watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West
side. Ali G Da Ali G Show
Ali G: But what harm has violence ever done?
Media analyst: Oh... death!
Ali G: Yeah, but apart from that. Da Ali G Show
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