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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Ali G Quotes, Funny Ali G Quotes, Quotations, Sayings
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Is it 'cos I is black?
Ali G
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Is you on crack or somethin'?
Ali G
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Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.
Ali G
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Is Disneyland a part of the UN?
Ali G
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With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
Ali G
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I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.
Ali G
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Let's talk about some conspiracy things. Let's go back to the grassy knoll. Who actually shot J.R.?
Ali G
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Booyakasha!
Ali G
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Respek.
Ali G
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Can we see the muff please?
Ali G
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Ali G: Character created by English comedian and television personality Sacha Baron Cohen, born 1971.


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