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10 Lists - Quotes of Day - 2012
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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about
saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential
hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.
"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try
to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe
exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always
something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just
give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.
"American children had never seen a moving bosom before."
-- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny
McPhee.
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| Topic: Age Quotes - Quotes about Aging,
Sayings about Age |
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Author Unknown
Youth is wasted on the young.
George Bernard Shaw
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Herbert Asquith
I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.
Woody Allen
Life begins at forty - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism,
faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same
person three or four times.
Helen Rowland
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
Old age is no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh
birthday. I'll tell you: a paternity suit.
George Burns
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going
to be one soon.
P. J. O'Rourke
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things
that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen
I'm 74 years old and even though I may be a bit of a rascal
... 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a
30-year-old.
Silvio Berlusconi
Italian prime minister, on vice charges
allegations.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything,
the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde
The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70.
Helen Hayes - at 73
The three ages of man: youth, middle age, and 'my word you
do look well.'
June Whitfield
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't
matter.
Mark Twain
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're
aboard, there's nothing you can do.
Golda Meir
You want to look younger? Rent smaller children.
Phyllis Diller
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full
of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own
free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
The Importance of Being Earnest.
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit;
and at forty, the judgment.
Benjamin Franklin
Poor Richard's Almanack.
Youth is something very new: twenty years ago no one mentioned
it.
Coco Chanel
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have
been for some years past.
Erica Jong
As Groucho Marx once said, 'Anyone can get old - all you
have to do is to live long enough.'
Queen Elizabeth II
At a lunch to celebrate her official 80th
birthday.
If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better
care of myself.
Eubie Blake - on reaching age
of 100
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Dorothy Fuldheim
At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns
I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case I
didn't even see it coming. It hit me in the rear.
Phyllis Diller
You're never too old to become younger.
Mae West
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.
A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything.
Oscar Wilde
A Woman of No Importance.
There are no old people nowadays; they are either 'wonderful
for their age' or dead.
Mary Pettibone Poole
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
Brigitte Bardot
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm
very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns
I don't feel old - I don't feel anything until noon. Then
it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood
type.
Phyllis Diller
I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look
in a mirror and see an old bastard and realize it's me.
Dave Allen
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing:
age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.
George Bernard Shaw
Man and Superman.
As I grow older and older
And totter towards the tomb
I find that I care less and less
Who goes to bed with whom.
Dorothy L. Sayers
When the age is in the wit is out.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing.
No man is ever old enough to know better.
Holbrook Jackson
My mother always used to say, 'The older you get, the better
you get, unless you're a banana'.
Betty White - as Rose Nylund in
The Golden Girls
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because
we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw
We are always the same age inside.
Gertrude Stein
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count,
it's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a
scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig
Everyone is the age of their heart.
Guatemalan Proverb
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends,
not years.
Author Unknown
Age is opportunity no less,
Than youth itself, through in another dress.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Life your life and forget your age.
Norman Vincent Peale |
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