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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Woody Allen Quotes, Funny Woody Allen Quotes, Famous Sayings
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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Woody Allen
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Woody Allen
Annie Hall
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
Annie Hall
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Woody Allen
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
Woody Allen
Annie Hall
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. The worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever .
Woody Allen
Love and Death
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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.


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