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Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." -- Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.

"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26 billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest deal ever.

"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." -- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown in February.

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Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Scott Adams

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Scott Adams

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Scott Adams

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Scott Adams

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scott Adams

I get mail; therefore I am.
Scott Adams

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Scott Adams

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
Scott Adams

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Scott Adams

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
Scott Adams

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Scott Adams - American cartoonist and creator of Dilbert. Born 1957.