Is it 'cos I is black?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
|
Is you on crack or somethin'?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
|
Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on
inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.
Sacha Baron Cohen
His alter ego Borat responds sarcastically
to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character, Da Ali
G Show |
What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know
that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the
black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane,
the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home
grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo,
tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag,
Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other
terms for it?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, interviewing D.E.A.
officer, Da Ali G Show |
Me want to work when me want to work. Most of the time me
want to just chill or whatever, or just hang with me beetches.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
|
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar
to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field
and then have a party.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
|
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat
our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep
on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them
jump over fences while being whipped.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
|
One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken
McNuggets.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
|
So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how
to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers,
lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot
watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West
side.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
|
American wine is like Kazahkstani wine, but not made from
fermented horse urine.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
|
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