Relationship Quotes, Sayings about Relationships

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Quotes of the Week - May 8, 2012:
"I wasn't supportive of his partying or his relationship with another girl." -- Dita Von Teese, burlesque artist, on why her marriage to rock star, Marilyn Manson, ended.

"I love British men's sense of humor and the sense of chivalry and charm. It is something that is innately part of the culture. It's not the same in America." --Cameron Diaz, actress.

"I counted that there were six girls in total. That does not seem to me to be a considerable number. Numerous young women with whom I've had sexual exchanges had the same age difference. Swinging sexual parties are about having free and consentual sex." -- Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former IMF chief, denying that young women only had sex with him for money.

Topic: Relationship Quotes - Sayings about Relationships

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Sharon Stone

A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself -- to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart.
Leo F. Buscaglia

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Rose Franken

A friendship that can end never really began.
Publilius Syrus

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Marcel Proust

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Romance fails us and so do friendships, but the relationship of parent and child, less noisy than all the others, remains indelible and indestructible, the strongest relationship on earth
Theodore Reik

When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It's like death.
Dennis Quaid

It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.
George Washington

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to a new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.
Flavia Weedn

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Alfred Lord Tennyson

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Quentin Crisp

To know when to go away and when to come closer is the key to any lasting relationship.
Doménico Cieri Estrada

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Marlene Dietrich

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
Cynthia Heimel

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Martin Luther

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
Author Unknown

Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself.
Khalil Gibran

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong

True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match.
Author Unknown

Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need.
Margaret Mead

Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.
Emily Kimbrough

Someone to tell it to is one of the fundamental needs of human beings.
Miles Franklin

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