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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Michael Scott Quotes, Famous Michael Scott Quotes Quotations, Sayings from The Office (US)
This is our receptionist, Pam. . . . If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.
Michael Scott
A young Guatemalan guy came to me and said, `Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?' Wow, wow. [Pause] Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
Michael Scott
No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them.
Michael Scott
Where was my Oprah moment? [Ripping into his staff after a lackluster diversity seminar]
Michael Scott
I guess the atmosphere that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
Michael Scott
You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs, maybe next year. You know, the ball's in their court.
Michael Scott
I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations.
Michael Scott
The most sacred thing I do is care, ... Today I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um, yes.
Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Star of The Office (US), NBC television show created by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, and developed for American TV by Greg Daniels. Show based on hit BBC series of same name.


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