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After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
Mark Twain

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.
Mark Twain

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain

In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
Mark Twain

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Mark Twain

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain

Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off guard and allow you opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain

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Mark Twain: American writer. Born 1835. Died 1910.