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Quotes of the Week - May 8, 2012:
"I wasn't supportive of his partying or his relationship with another girl." -- Dita Von Teese, burlesque artist, on why her marriage to rock star, Marilyn Manson, ended.

"I love British men's sense of humor and the sense of chivalry and charm. It is something that is innately part of the culture. It's not the same in America." --Cameron Diaz, actress.

"I counted that there were six girls in total. That does not seem to me to be a considerable number. Numerous young women with whom I've had sexual exchanges had the same age difference. Swinging sexual parties are about having free and consentual sex." -- Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former IMF chief, denying that young women only had sex with him for money.


Topics: Malayan Proverbs - Famous Malayan Proverbs & Sayings
A diplomat should be yielding and supple as a liana that can be bent but not broken.
Source: Malayan
A fool is like the big drum that beats fast but does not realize its hollowness.
Source: Malayan
A lost wife can be replaced, but the loss of character spells ruin.
Source: Malayan
A piece of incense may be as large as the knee, but unless burnt emits no fragrance.
Source: Malayan
Although it may rain, cast not away the watering pot.
Source: Malayan
An ox with long horns, even if he does not butt, will be accused of butting.
Source: Malayan
As a bamboo conduit makes a round jet of water, so taking counsel together rounds men to one mind.
Source: Malayan
Clapping with the right hand only will not produce a noise.
Source: Malayan
Crime leaves a trail like a water beetle and like a snail it leaves it shine. Like a horse-mango it leaves its reek.
Source: Malayan
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
Source: Malayan
Don't use an axe to embroider.
Source: Malayan
Fear to let fall a drop and you will spill a lot.
Source: Malayan
Feasting is the physician's harvest.
Source: Malayan
Flowers and buds fall , and the old and ripe fall.
Source: Malayan
He that can see a louse as far away as Chine is unconscious of an elephant on his nose.
Source: Malayan
However big the whale may be, the tiny harpoon can of him of life.
Source: Malayan
If you are reluctant to ask the way, you will be lost.
Source: Malayan
If you dip your arm into the pickle pot let it be up to the elbow.
Source: Malayan
If you have, give; if you lack, seek.
Source: Malayan
It is the fate of the coconut husk to float, for the tone to sink.
Source: Malayan
Kick away the ladder and one's feet are left dangling.
Source: Malayan
One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
Source: Malayan
The betrothed of good is evil, The betrothed of life is death, The betrothed of love is divorce.
Source: Malayan
The body pays for a slip of the foot, and gold pays for a slip of the tongue.
Source: Malayan
The cradle is rocked but the baby is pinched.
Source: Malayan
The existence of the sea means the existence of pirates.
Source: Malayan
The more shoots, the more leaves.
Source: Malayan
The turtle lays thousands of eggs without anyone knowing, but when the hen lays an egg, the whole country is informed.
Source: Malayan
Though a tree grow ever so high, the falling leaves return to the root.
Source: Malayan
To depend on one's own child is blindness in one eyes; To depend on a stranger, blindness in both eyes.
Source: Malayan
Trumpet in a herd of elephants, Crow in the company of cocks. Bleat in a flock of goats.
Source: Malayan
When a dead tree falls, the woodpeckers share in its death.
Source: Malayan
When the curry is good, the rice is half cooked; When the rice is good, the curry is hald cooked.
Source: Malayan
When mosquitoes work, they bite and then they sing.
Source: Malayan
Where does the ant die except in sugar.
Source: Malayan
Where there's a carcass, there will be vultures.
Source: Malayan
 


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