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10 Lists - Quotes of Day - 2012
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Quotes of the Week - May 8, 2012:
"I wasn't supportive of his partying or his relationship with another
girl." -- Dita Von Teese, burlesque artist, on why her marriage
to rock star, Marilyn Manson, ended.
"I love British men's sense of humor and the sense of chivalry
and charm. It is something that is innately part of the culture. It's
not the same in America." --Cameron Diaz, actress.
"I counted that there were six girls in total. That does not seem
to me to be a considerable number. Numerous young women with whom I've
had sexual exchanges had the same age difference. Swinging sexual parties
are about having free and consentual sex." -- Dominique Strauss-Kahn,
former IMF chief, denying that young women only had sex with him for
money.
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| Topic: Life Quotes - Famous Life Quotes,
Quotations, Sayings about Life |
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Love the earth and sun and animals, Despise riches,
give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and
crazy, Devote your income and labor to others ... And your very
flesh shall be a great poem.
Walt Whitman
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers,
'Grow, grow.'
The Talmud
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your
life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Cherokee Proverb
Never regret what made you smile. Just learn from the tears
that followed.
Author Unknown
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
Herbert Samuel
There must be more to life than having everything.
Maurice Sendak
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Woody Allen
We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Author Unknown
The day will come when, after harnessing space, the winds, the
tides and gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies
of love. And on that day, for the second time in the history
of the world, we shall have discovered fire.
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
Author Unknown
Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been
painful and nasty.
Djuna Barnes
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're
still a rat.
Lilly Tomlin
No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even
if it kills you.
Sholom Aleichem
Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to
a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking
the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some
faults in the first.
Benjamin Franklin
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant
It's possible, you can never know, that the universe exists
only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.
Bill Gates
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other
planets. Why should other planets be any different from this
one?
Bob Monkhouse
I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter
how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go
out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life.
Screamin' Jay Hawkins (Jalacy Hawkins)
Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made
in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in
the image of the monkey.
Lin Yutang
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and
life stands explained.
Mark Twain
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has
a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas Adams
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out
to sea and sink.
Shunryu Suzuki Roshi
Men deal with life, as children with their play
Who first misuse, then cast their toys away.
William Cowper
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything
they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.
Jim Carrey
There are more experiences in life than you’d think for
which there are no words.
Anita Shreve
Believe in yourself and you can achieve greatness in your life.
Judy Blume
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these
days you will be right.
Unknown author
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather
than the victim.
Bertrand Russell
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would
say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
Willliam S. Burroughs
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over
it.
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