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"I wasn't supportive of his partying or his relationship with another girl." -- Dita Von Teese, burlesque artist, on why her marriage to rock star, Marilyn Manson, ended.

"I love British men's sense of humor and the sense of chivalry and charm. It is something that is innately part of the culture. It's not the same in America." --Cameron Diaz, actress.

"I counted that there were six girls in total. That does not seem to me to be a considerable number. Numerous young women with whom I've had sexual exchanges had the same age difference. Swinging sexual parties are about having free and consentual sex." -- Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former IMF chief, denying that young women only had sex with him for money.

Topics: Jewish Proverbs - Famous Jewish Proverbs & Sayings A-D

Jewish Proverbs A-D D-IF F-R S-Y

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return.
Source: Jewish
A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Source: Jewish
A friend you have to buy; enemies you get for nothing.
Source: Jewish
A good son-in-law is like the acquisition of a new son; a bad one is like the loss of your daughter.
Source: Jewish
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Source: Jewish
A mother understands what a child does not say.
Source: Jewish
A person worries about the past, distresses about the present, and fears the future.
Source: Jewish
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Source: Jewish
A slave shows his true character, not while he is enslaved but when he becomes a master.
Source: Jewish
Against stupidity; God Himself is helpless.
Source: Jewish
All things grow with time -- except grief.
Source: Jewish
Among those who stand, do not sit; among those who sit, do not stand. Among those who laugh, do not weep; among those who weep, do not laugh.
Source: Jewish
Anyone who teases you loves you.
Source: Jewish
As he thinks in his heart, so he is.
Source: Jewish
As you do, so will be done to you.
Source: Jewish
As you teach, you learn
Source: Jewish
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
Source: Jewish
Be sure to send a lazy man for the angel of death
Source: Jewish
Be the day weary or be the day long, at last it ringeth to evensong
Source: Jewish
Beware of the person who gives you advice according to his own interests.
Source: Jewish
Charity is the spice of riches.
Source: Jewish
Commit a sin twice and it will not seem a crime.
Source: Jewish
Do not ask questions of fairy tales.
Source: Jewish
Do not be wise in words - be wise in deeds.
Source: Jewish
Do not make yourself so big, you are not so small.
Source: Jewish
Do not meet troubles half-way.
Source: Jewish
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
Source: Jewish
Don't ask questions of fairy tales.
Source: Jewish
Don't be sweet lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter lest you be spewed out.
Source: Jewish
Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.
Source: Jewish

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