Scores of straight producers make sure I am as gay this week
as I was last week.
Graham Norton
On being urged to "camp it up"
for his TV show |
He's a labradoodle - a cross between a Labrador and a poodle.
I am besotted.
Graham Norton
On his newly-acquired dog, April 2006 |
Lipstick does not automatically mean that a woman is a slag.
Graham Norton |
Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities,
but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you think "really,
what an ordinary person".
Graham Norton |
The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people
we're desperate not to have on the show.
Graham Norton |
The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I
can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash,
so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been
very lucky.
Graham Norton |
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of
Stayin' Alive.
Graham Norton
Remark in telecast after death of Bee
Gees member in Miami hospital January 2003 - Britain's Independent
Television Commission ruled it "offensive, objectionable
and in extremely bad taste" |
I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
Graham Norton |
I am part man, part cyborg. You'd be surprised at the parts
I've had inserted in me. Perhaps that's why I walk a little
stiffly.
Graham Norton |
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I
ended up doing live comedy.
Graham Norton |
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