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10 Lists - Quotes of Day - 2012
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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about
saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential
hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.
"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try
to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe
exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always
something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just
give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.
"American children had never seen a moving bosom before."
-- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny
McPhee.
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| Topic: Golf Quotes - Famous Golfer
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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.
Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent
inability to count past five.
John Updike
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives
think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible
time getting out of them.
Harry Toscano
Anytime you get the urge to golf, instead take eighteen minutes
and beat your head against a good solid wall. This is guaranteed
to duplicate to a tee the physical and emotional beating you
would have suffered playing a round of golf. If eighteen minutes
aren't enough, go for twenty-seven or thirty-six - whatever
feels right.
Mark Oman
Many play golf, and one odd effect of that pursuit is that they
return to work manifestly stupider than they were. It is, I
think, the company of other golfers.
G. W. Lyttleton
I figure practice puts your brains in your muscles.
Sam Snead
Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about
your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
Grantland Rice
I woke my wife up and said "I'm the Open champion. I can’t
believe I’ve done it". She said: "I can believe
it, there's the trophy, now can you go back to sleep?"
Padraig Harrington
Irish golfer on becoming British Open
champion.
Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you
swallow the whole bottle, you will be lucky to survive.
Harvey Penick
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the
world at which to be bad.
A.A. Milne
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used
His name in vain when I get up there.
Bob Hope
About his golfing.
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed
to riper years, the results may be serious.
P.G. Wodehouse
A Mixed Threesome, 1922.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance
between your ears.
Bobby Jones
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the
game of golf would be played far better than it is.
Horace G. Hutchinson
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's
the distance my left ear is from my right.
Ben Crenshaw
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously,
it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
Arthur Daley
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years
to discover that I can't play it.
Ted Ray
Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
Author Unknown
Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an
obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.
Woodrow Wilson
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you
can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't
help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk
the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to
play.
Lee Trevino
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's
almost a law
H. G. Wells
If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want
to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's
no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV.
Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns.
National Lampoon, 1979
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on
golf courses.
Adlai Stevenson
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted.
Author Unknown
A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship
with trees, sand, and water.
Bob Ryan
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from
any public office in the United States and the families of the
breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.
H.L. Mencken
My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. That's
why we put on clinics. The only thing I can do is try to give
back. If it works, it works.
Tiger Woods
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who
is playing golf with his boss.
Author Unknown
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid
of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee Trevino
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes
off.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball
players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf.
What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
George Archer |
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