Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
Edith Wharton

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Jerome K. Jerome

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
Milan Kundera

Dogs are miracles with paws.
Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Author Unknown

My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she's not infected with the concept of what I should be doing.
Lonzo Idolswine

To err is human -to forgive, canine.
Author Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf, arf)
The one with the waggley tail.
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf, arf)
I do hope that doggie's for sale.
I must take a trip to California,
And leave my poor sweetheart alone.
If he has a dog, he won't be lonesome,
And the doggie will have a good home.
Bob Merril

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Woodrow Wilson

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
Gene Hill

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland

A dog is not 'almost human', and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
John Holmes

The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.
Polish Proverb

No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.
Herman Melville

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.
Konrad Lorenz

Children are for people who can't have dogs.
Author Unknown

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.
Author Unknown

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.
Alphonse Toussenel

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain

If you are a dog and your owner suggests you wear a sweater....suggest he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Dave Barry

A dog is one of the few remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Orlando A. Battista

Dog, n. A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . Hiis master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.
Ambrose Bierce

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Max Eastman

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he stick his head out the window?
Steve Bluestone

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Ambrose Bierce

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Carlotta O'Neill