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Mary Alice Scott: Susan had met the enemy. And she was a slut.
Desperate Housewives

Rex Van De Kamp: [having an allergic reaction] You put onions in my salad?
Bree Van De Kamp: No, I didn't!
[looks back at table]
Bree Van De Kamp: Oh, wait.
Desperate Housewives

Rex Van De Kamp: I can't believe you tried to kill me.
Bree Van De Kamp: Yes, well, I feel badly about that.
Desperate Housewives

Bree Van De Kamp: Rex cries after he ejaculates.
Desperate Housewives

Lynette Scavo: I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! Alright, are you willing to risk that?
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Karl Mayer: The heart wants what it wants!
Susan Mayer: Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself!
Desperate Housewives

Julie Mayer: When was the last time you had sex?
[Susan stops what she is doing]
Julie Mayer: Are you mad that I asked?
Susan Mayer: No, I'm just trying to remember.
Desperate Housewives

Bree Van De Kamp: How could we have all forgotten about this?
Lynette Scavo: We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off.
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Julie Mayer: [mocking Susan] Dear diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive.
Susan Mayer: Shut up.
Desperate Housewives

Yao Lin: I don't like lies.
Gabrielle Solis: Yeah, well I don't like your ironing. So there.
Desperate Housewives

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Desperate Housewives: American TV series created by Marc Cherry.