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A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else's?
David Brent

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
David Brent

You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
David Brent

Every time you open your mouth you have this wonderful ability to continually confirm what I think.
David Brent

I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
David Brent

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
David Brent

If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
David Brent

If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
David Brent

If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
David Brent

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
David Brent

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David Brent: Star of The Office BBC TV show, written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.