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Quotes of the Week - May 8, 2012:
"I wasn't supportive of his partying or his relationship with another girl." -- Dita Von Teese, burlesque artist, on why her marriage to rock star, Marilyn Manson, ended.

"I love British men's sense of humor and the sense of chivalry and charm. It is something that is innately part of the culture. It's not the same in America." --Cameron Diaz, actress.

"I counted that there were six girls in total. That does not seem to me to be a considerable number. Numerous young women with whom I've had sexual exchanges had the same age difference. Swinging sexual parties are about having free and consentual sex." -- Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former IMF chief, denying that young women only had sex with him for money.

Topics: California Quotes, Quotes about Los Angeles, San Francisco

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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in ’78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz

There's nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Ross MacDonald

It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.
Oscar Wilde
The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Los Angeles is 72 suburbs in search of a city.
Dorothy Parker

L.A. is a meat factory that grinds people into neat little packages.
Keith Moon

Everything in Los Angles is too large, too loud and usually banal in concept . . . The plastic asshole of the world.
William Faulkner

Los Angeles is just New York lying down.
Quentin Crisp

Los Angeles makes the rest of California seem authentic.
Jonathan Culler

Los Angeles is like one of those machines that treat flour. When the wheat comes in, it's full of interestinging ingredients - but it goes through this machine and what you get out at the end is perfect white crap.
Brian Eno

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
Herb Caen

All creative people should be required to leave California for at least three months every year.
Gloria Swanson

A new study says that over half of all Californians are obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds of Californians.
Jay Leno

Living in California adds ten years to a man's life. And those extra ten years I'd like to spend in New York.
Harry Ruby

California can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America.
Hinton R. Helper

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Author Unknown
Often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain.

Los Angeles . . . I mean, who would want to live in a place where the only cultural advantage is that you can turn right on a red light.
Woody Allen

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