Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." --
Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released
interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.
"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train
set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26
billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest
deal ever.
"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears."
-- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention
she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown
in February.
Authors: Ali G Quotes, Funny
Ali G Quotes, Quotations, Sayings
Sex. You has probably heard the word out there. And some of
you probably know what it means. For those of you who don't,
it means boning. But with boning comes responsi-lib-ity. Ali G Da Ali G Show
What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know
that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the
black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane,
the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home
grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo,
tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag,
Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other
terms for it? Ali G Interviewing D.E.A. officer, Da Ali G Show
Me want to work when me want to work. Most of the time me
want to just chill or whatever, or just hang with me beetches. Ali G Da Ali G Show
One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken
McNuggets. Ali G Da Ali G Show
So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how
to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers,
lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot
watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West
side. Ali G Da Ali G Show
Ali G: But what harm has violence ever done?
Media analyst: Oh... death!
Ali G: Yeah, but apart from that. Da Ali G Show
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