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Quotes of the Week - March 9, 2010:
"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.


Authors: Ali G Quotes, Funny Ali G Quotes, Quotations, Sayings
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Sex. You has probably heard the word out there. And some of you probably know what it means. For those of you who don't, it means boning. But with boning comes responsi-lib-ity.
Ali G
Da Ali G Show
What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it?
Ali G
Interviewing D.E.A. officer, Da Ali G Show
Me want to work when me want to work. Most of the time me want to just chill or whatever, or just hang with me beetches.
Ali G
Da Ali G Show
One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets.
Ali G
Da Ali G Show
So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.
Ali G
Da Ali G Show
Ali G: But what harm has violence ever done?
Media analyst: Oh... death!
Ali G: Yeah, but apart from that.
Da Ali G Show
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Ali G: Character created by English comedian and television personality Sacha Baron Cohen, born 1971.


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